kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

riseafterfalling:

perfectly—iimperfect:

☽✰♡

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

ofmiceandmars:

I did this like a month ago but forgot to post it

What kind of morning is it? I'll tell you:

  • Me: *the only 5'1" pale bitch on a crowded train in Flatbush*
  • Some rude bitch: *sits with her elbow resting through the railing like she ain't been raised*
  • Me: *accidentally brushes against her elbow as I'm letting people onto the train*
  • Rude bitch: *snatches elbow away from me and scoffs* "look bitch..." *rolls eyes*
  • Crowd: *oooo's*
  • Me: *still facing away* *v seriously and slowly* "it's too goddamn early..."
  • Her: "what did you say?"
  • Me: "I said fuck you."
  • Crowd: *gasps*
  • Me: "but since you own this entire fucking train why don't you tell it to hurry the fuck up so I'm not late for work?"
  • madselfiegame:

velleitio:

all a girl wants to hear from a guy, really

yes.
    "

    1) I want to rent hotel rooms with you and spend more than half our time being outside.

    2) I want to get lost while we’re driving because I can’t read maps and you are too stubborn to ask for directions.

    3) I want to eat drive-thru food with you on the floor of our first apartment.

    4) I want to get drunk in public and have you take me home while I hit on you.

    5) I want to go on long adventures with you.

    6) I want to go to the movies and make out with you in the back like a couple of over excited teenagers.

    7) I want to lay with you under the stars and talk about the future like I’ve got it all planned.

    8) I want to break in your arms once in a while because I don’t have it all planned.

    9) I want to bore with you with my favorite shows and movies even though you insist it is okay.

    10) I want to play video games with you and sulk when I lose.

    11) I want to paint you in my poems.

    12) I want to dance with you.

    13) I want to spend the rest of my life with you, knowing there’s no place else I’d rather be.

    "

    usb-dongle:

    it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

    yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

    A Cold One

    yousucksir:

    Senior Student:  “Sir, you strike me as a beer man.”

    Me:  “How can you tell?”

    Him:  “Well, though you’re easily refined enough for wine, I doubt you’d have the patience to sit around reading about a beverage.  You’re a man of the people.”

    I look at the pile of marking I have next on my desk.

    Me:  “You know your essay’s in that stack, right?”

    Him:  “Absolutely.”