neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

When I gain new followers

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

the-friction-in-your-jeans:

This quote really affected me on a personal level when Patrick tweeted it. It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time.

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

fnaf-trash:

You know what I REALLLLY dislike

Death Jokes

Suicide Jokes

Gay Jokes

Ebola jokes

pastel-gizibe:

congenitalprogramming:

pastel-gizibe:

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.

Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.Don’t.If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.

HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN